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Post by Trent Helms on Dec 1, 2008 20:00:17 GMT -6
The Giant L Block comes crashing down on the Curtis Bruer, Crushing him and pinning him...It just stands in place, not moving, because it's the L Block
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Post by Xavier Williams on Dec 1, 2008 21:22:48 GMT -6
The "Z" block lands ontop of the L block, causing Xavier to toss his iPhone into a TIME PARADOX~! YOU KILLED SNAKE!!!
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Post by Cliff Clinton on Dec 3, 2008 3:31:50 GMT -6
The Hardcore title falls down on the mat and the leather strap folds on itself.
The referee makes the cover!
1....2.....3!
The Hardcore Championship is the new Hardcore Champion!
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Post by Frostbyte on Dec 3, 2008 4:10:08 GMT -6
The top half of frostbyte eventually make's it's way back to the action after the vicious chainsawing earlier, he gets a hand to the belt, the ref counts the 3
Frostbyte is the champ once again!
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Post by Lord Dominicus on Dec 3, 2008 9:56:19 GMT -6
*Randy Angel comes drunkenly around the corner, very drunk, and drinking. He sees half of Frostbyte and the belt, nods, then walks over. He notices the blood trail and the still copious amounts of blood from the likely dead superstar.
Randy: Hmmm. Tricky.
*He surveys the area around him, finding a stick. Upon getting said stick, he leans really far and just barely touches Frosty with the stick.*
1-2-3 Winner and NEW Hardcore Champion: A stick.
Randy: Wait, what? Dude, I totally just did that.
*The referee explains that he had to have actually touched Frostbyte to win. Now he has to pin the stick if he wants to win.*
Randy: Ah. Sounds easy enough.
*Randy tosses the stick on the ground.*
Randy: Now I just need to slowly bend down and.........
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Post by Frostbyte on Dec 3, 2008 10:57:32 GMT -6
...Tweety Pie swoops in from above and carries the stick away. Landing in a tree he/she makes it part of his/her nest and sits down The ref pants his way to the top of the tree and slaps the trunk ...1.....2......3 it's all over TWEETY PIE is the new champ!! Will the mystery of tweety's gender ever be solved?
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Post by Will on Dec 3, 2008 16:48:10 GMT -6
*Owen McConnaigh appears out of nowhere and applies a nerve hold to Tweety Bird who immediately submits*
*Owen McConnaigh is the new NCW Hardcore Champion, but gets KOed by a big boot from Nightmare who pins him for the three count! Nightmare is a four time Hardcore Champion*
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Post by Xavier Williams on Dec 13, 2008 0:43:41 GMT -6
The "Z" block lands on Nightmare... which causes Xavier to throw a time paradox on top... ref counts
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The winner and new Hardcore champion: TIME PARADOX~!
*Xavier then buys a new iPhone with Kelly Fox's credit card*
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Post by Frostbyte on Dec 29, 2008 19:12:41 GMT -6
Frosty comes back with a lethal broken-watch-throw-attack on the time paradox causing it to explode with confusion. The lucky side to this is that paradoxi... parodoxes... A paradox... has no actual physical being and therefore no one is hurt in the blast... the winner by default?
FROSTBYTE
Irony: I really did break my watch today
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Post by msjsn3 on Dec 30, 2008 14:12:50 GMT -6
Sexy Jason shows Frostbyte a watch that he had bought. Sexy Jason was getting ready to hand it to Frostbyte when all of a sudden Sexy Jason slams the watch in Frostbyte face. Frostbyte stumbles over a chair. Sexy Jason goes for the pin 1....2....3....
Sexy Jason looks at the watch...the face of the watch is shatter. He throws the watch at Frostbyte
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Post by Frostbyte on Dec 30, 2008 20:33:53 GMT -6
*** damn I have such sucky luck with watches... ther goes anoth.... *Rolls up sexy Jason from below while he';s still celebrating 1.......2.......3.......*
Frostbyte has the title once again!!!! (and doesn't appreciate his dream of a new watch being trodden on lol)
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Post by Bannedingo on Jan 4, 2009 15:22:05 GMT -6
*Vertigo swings out of a tree onto Jason completely ignoring frostbyte and how he managed to do all that missing half his body and starts clawing at his face and eyes*
I NEVER EVER FORGIVE!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Frostbyte on Jan 4, 2009 19:24:17 GMT -6
*frostbyte takes the belt and walks away confused at what just happened*
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Post by Bannedingo on Jan 4, 2009 21:10:00 GMT -6
*continues to rip at Jason's face and then looks at frostbyte*
get outta here byte.. you dont want none of this ****!
*waits for Burns to come in and follow up the quote*
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Post by Philip Burns on Jan 4, 2009 21:38:40 GMT -6
Burns pops in the door and says
Ripping Jason's face is a nightmare! It turns all your bad feelings into good ones! Its terrible!
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Post by Bannedingo on Jan 5, 2009 21:06:59 GMT -6
*is wearing Jason's face as a mask*
took you long enough.
wasn't this thread about something else?
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Post by Joe Everyman on Jan 5, 2009 22:17:22 GMT -6
Joe walks up with the Hardcore Championship belt and Frostbyte's bloody arm. Joe then shrugs and walks away laughing
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Post by Bannedingo on Jan 5, 2009 22:20:21 GMT -6
yeah, no.
*Vertigo bulldogs Joe onto a bed of nails and throws Frostbyte's arm over him*
1..2..3
new hardcore champion!! frostbyte's severed arm!
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Post by Frostbyte on Jan 7, 2009 10:23:05 GMT -6
*frostbyte reattaches his arm with UHU glue and walks away champion again looking even more confused than before*
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 8, 2009 21:34:00 GMT -6
Joe runs in and kicks Frostbyte in the nuts. Joe then puts his foot on Frosty's chest and pins.
ONE...TWO...THREE!!
Joe then grabs the Hardcore title and walks away
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Post by Trent Helms on Feb 8, 2009 22:26:21 GMT -6
Jennifer Rachel Cook comes running up with a frying pan, nailing Everyman in the face with it, yelling how her last boyfriend cheated on her with him.
She notices the Hardcore Title, and nails it repeately with the Frying Pan.
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Post by Markus E. Reeves on Feb 8, 2009 22:48:48 GMT -6
*Mark Evil comes in super kicks Jennifer Rachel Cook*
*He then Hell Spike's Everyoneman onto the frying pan, hardcore title and Jennifer Rachel Cook. Mark makes the cover on Everyman*
1...2...3!
Mark Evil is the new Hardcore Champion.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Feb 8, 2009 22:50:13 GMT -6
Joe slowly sits up and looks around awkwardly.
Joe Everyman: Did I...did I just get laid?
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Dec 6, 2009 22:37:22 GMT -6
*clocks Mark Evil with Atreyu and pins him. 1!...2!...3!*
*Andrew Jacobsen is the new nCw Hardcore Champion!*
"Woohoo!"
*runs off*
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Post by Cliff Clinton on Feb 2, 2010 17:23:59 GMT -6
Jayson Matthews appears from around the corner and hits Jacobsen with the JME. (Kofi's trouble in paradise) and pins.
1....2.....3!
Jayson uses a strange device to create a rip in time and jumps through it.
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Post by chris on Feb 23, 2010 20:26:39 GMT -6
The newcomer, David Epic happens to grab Matthews just a second before he could warp through time. He then nails him his finishing move, "Greatness Achieved" followed by a pin attempt and the referee begins to count.
1...
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3!!!!!
The new nCw Hardcore Champion, David Epic is handed his belt by the referee. He holds it high in the air as he stares down at Matthews.
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Feb 28, 2010 0:13:28 GMT -6
*Andrew has had enough of this seriousness and Peles Epic in the crotch. Pin...1...2...3!*
"Welcome to nCw, rookie!"
*AJ takes off with his ill-begotten belt*
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Post by Sephiroth du Lac on Feb 28, 2010 13:22:25 GMT -6
*As AJ rounds a corner he is speared down with the Spear of Longinus out of nowhere. Seph covers. The ref counts. 1... 2... 3...
Seph grabs the belt that lays on the floor and just smirks. Walking toward the boiler room*
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Post by Shane Hunt on Feb 28, 2010 13:27:07 GMT -6
As Seph reaches the boiler room, one of the boilers breaks free and hits a huge dropkick, followed by a big splash for 1... 2... 3! The boiler is the new Hardcore Champion!
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Post by Andrew Jacobsen on Feb 28, 2010 13:33:04 GMT -6
*Tommy the Cat Flair flops onto the boiler. 1...2...3!*
*Tommy passes out on the boiler, both the new Hardcore Champion and ignorant of the many burns that may occur*
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