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Post by Angel on Nov 25, 2008 9:30:59 GMT -6
Angel comes out of no where and clubs Santino in the head with a bat. He continues clubbing until Santino resembles a baby seal, at which point Angel pisses all over him then just walks away.
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Post by Frostbyte on Nov 25, 2008 10:15:54 GMT -6
[Frosty takes a look at the piss soaked santino and title belt, shakes his head and keeps walking]
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Post by Frostbyte on Nov 25, 2008 10:18:03 GMT -6
[Frosty changes his mind, sneaks back into shot grabs the belt with two fingers and skips away gleefully only to be swallowed, digested, followed through, wiped down and pinned by the Great Khali who happened to have his mouth open as frosty ran round the corner]
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 27, 2008 16:50:48 GMT -6
Khali is walking down the street, when suddenly he's hit with a car and pinned by Santino who thens jumps back in the car and drives off...
Meanwhile 1 Hour Later.
Santino is riding down the street of Tampa, when suddenly he is pulled over and arrested for a DUI..
Suddenly, Dante Cross comes up, kicks Santino in the stomach, grabs his arms, and drives him down with a BAN-AGREE.
He then proceeds to check his stocks on ETrade, Eats a Roast Beef Sandwich, Files his 2009 Tax Returns, and finding a cure for Herpes, He then places his foot on Santino Marella...One...Two....Dante takes his foot off.
Everyman, time for your push....
Dante Cross looks around and notices...Joe Everyman no showed...
He looks around, and notices a head floating in the river...He picks it, up and notices it's Angels, before he screams as the head, screams back at him, Dante throw the head, which lands on Santino...One...Two...Three
Angel once again is Hardcore Champion
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Post by Angel on Nov 27, 2008 17:22:20 GMT -6
HA! And all was right with the world.
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Post by Will on Nov 27, 2008 17:24:20 GMT -6
*stands on Angel's head, 'covering' him*
1...2...3!
*Nightmare gets up, takes Hardcore title and bolts*
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Post by Frostbyte on Nov 27, 2008 17:57:34 GMT -6
frostbyte sees nightmare coming and hides round a corner, he rolls a penny down the street across nightmare's path. nightmare is distracted by the penny so much that he barely has time to notice the penny roll of a dock and into the big blue. with nightmare teetering on the edge frostbyte seizes the opportunity to dropkick nightmare in the back of the head sending him 20,000 leagues under the sea.
wait, now how am i supposed to cover him?
nightmare washes up on the shores of the isle of samoa where the headshrinkers of old realise what is going on and double pin him. now there are 2 champions... but we can only have one! they fight.
the headshrinkers do battle like never before seen taking violence to the extreme on each other winding up at the arrivals hall of the nearest samoan airport before TKOing each other with metal travel cases.
the automatic doors out of customs open, we see frosty in a bermuda shirt, surf shorts and flip flops wheeling his own case through the doors. he drags the bodies of the 2 headshrinkers together and lays his case down beside them. he opens the case and pulls out non other than special guest celebrity referee earl hebner who proceeds to count the 3 as frosty casually pins them both at the same tim 1......2......3 FROSTBYTE is the new hardcore champion!!!
WHACK!!! special guest celebrity referee picks up one of the metal cases and takes a swift SMASH across the back of frostys head, reaches into his pocket and pulls out the ever tiny 'old skool' teddy long who counts the three as earl hebner becomes the new nCw hardcore champion
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 27, 2008 18:04:52 GMT -6
Dante Cross is in the airport, and notices Earl Hebner, selling bootleg nCw products...Dante Gets pissed, Slaps him in the face, lifts him up and spins, planting with with the Olympic BAN thru the merchadise table.
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Post by Frostbyte on Nov 27, 2008 18:17:59 GMT -6
noticing Dante forgot to cover hebner, frosty, still dopey from the case-shot crawls over and takes advantage.. 'old skool' teddy long is still nearby and counts the pin as frosty makes the cover
1........2.......3. Frostbyte is the hardcore champion once again!!!
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Post by Mark Evil Jr. on Nov 27, 2008 18:38:55 GMT -6
*The Masked Man does a gears of war lancer chainsaw move on Frostbyte. The Masked Man then pins the cut up Frostbyte*
1...2....3!
*Masked Man grabs the title and runs away*
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Post by Will on Nov 27, 2008 20:49:19 GMT -6
*...right into a bicycle kick and a Cataclysm from Nightmare.*
*pin*
1..2..3!
Nightmare is a 2 time NCW Hardcore Champion, but as he takes the belt and escapes, he still wonders how the hell the Headshrinkers found him..
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 27, 2008 20:58:52 GMT -6
As Nightmare runs away, a figure can be seen on a building with a blow dart gun, it zooms in to show Trent Helms, who shoots the dart, into the leg of Nightmare...it starts beeping, as Trent walks away, leaving the computer with the tracking device location on for anyone to find it*
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Post by Will on Nov 27, 2008 22:06:12 GMT -6
Nightmare: "HEEEEEELLLLLMS!"
*removes dart, plants it in the backside of a large sewer rat and bolts, still clutching the Hardcore title*
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Post by Frostbyte on Nov 28, 2008 3:37:50 GMT -6
*pins the rat*
DAMN YOUS, DAMN YOUS ALL A HELL!!!!
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Post by Angel on Nov 28, 2008 6:28:50 GMT -6
Frostbyte walks right into a roll up by Falcon.
Teddy Long counts, 1..2..3!!!
Falcon starts running only to be caught by the gravitational pull of Steve Awesome's ego. Slowly Falcon is pulled towards Awesome who only laughs as the sheer weight of his own ego begins to crush Falcon and turn him into to tiny dust particals. Awesome simply holds out his hand and catches the particles as Teddy Long makes the count.
1..2..3
Awesome uses the "ego" (see force) to bring the hard core title to him. Just as it reaches his hands Mark Henry crushes him with a super massive bear hug, Long makes the pin and counts for himself.
1..2..3
Teddy Long grabs the title but MArk Henry snatches him up and eats him. Somebody counts.
1..2..3
MArk Henry burps the belt out and begins walking away.
Out of no where Angel flies in. He uses his TK to throw Henry against the wall. Angel squints his eyes and teleports closer to Henry. Then using his finger he begins to slice Henry's head open so he can eat his brains. However there is an eclipse and Angel in explicably loses his powers. Mark Henry proceeds to eat the 40 time hard core champion and takes off.
Can anyone stop The monster known as Mark Henry
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Post by Frostbyte on Nov 28, 2008 10:15:51 GMT -6
Godzilla and King Kong team up and charge Mark henry who simply grunts slightly at the sending them scampering awat with their tails between their knees
Can anyone stop the monster known as Mark Henry?
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 28, 2008 11:48:50 GMT -6
*Helms is watching the action take place from the distance, and sends out a signal into Space for Help*
Who did Helms summon?
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 28, 2008 23:01:46 GMT -6
Mark Henry is seen going around, randomly bear hugging and Eating people when suddenly, the sky grows dark...Mark Herny throws down his Baby Back Ribs, consisting of Brian Kendrick and Paul London, as suddenly a Giant Boot Sqaushes him....Trent Helms counts the pin...One...Two...Three!
Your New nCw Hardcore Champion.
GAH-LAK-US
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Post by Angel on Nov 28, 2008 23:39:23 GMT -6
GAH-LAK-US is quickly eaten by the ghost of Yokozuna, who has grown even larger in death.
1..2..3!!!!
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Post by Will on Nov 28, 2008 23:43:28 GMT -6
Then Luigi appears with his ghost sucking vaccum from 'Luigi's Manson', and sucks the ghost of Yokozuna up! The hardcore title falls into Luigi's hands but he turns around right into the KNIGHTFALL from Nightmare, who covers Luigi...
1...2...3!
*Nightmare is a 3 time nCw Hardcore Champion*
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Post by Mark Evil Jr. on Nov 28, 2008 23:54:42 GMT -6
*The Masked Man shows up and kicks Nightmare in the stomach and puts his leg over his neck and hits the "Rick Roll" swinging neckbreaker and pins Nightmare*
1...2...3!
The Masked Man is now a 3 time nCw Hardcore Champion.
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Post by destroyyou555 on Nov 29, 2008 0:40:42 GMT -6
Let's The Masked Man walk off with the Title.
Wait...
Yoko Ghost is still the champion....Everyone into the Ghost Sucking Vacuum.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Nov 29, 2008 1:37:08 GMT -6
Joe Everyman steals the Poltergust 3000 from Nightmare and runs off to Professor E. Gadd's lab. Joe sticks it into the picture machine and produces a picture of Ghost Yokozuna. Joe then takes the picture off the rack, breaks it in half and pins it. 1...2...3!
New Hardcore Champion, Joe Everyman!
Joe then finds the Masked Man, castrates him with a rusty Guitar Hero 2 guitar (the Xplorer), thus re-taking the belt with him.
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Post by Trent Helms on Nov 29, 2008 2:04:39 GMT -6
*Pokes Everyman in the chest, pins him, and finally wins the belt, then immediately retires the belt*
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Post by Cliff Clinton on Nov 29, 2008 11:26:09 GMT -6
Unviels a new version of the hardcore belt that has platinum stones and spins, drinks forties and has an official slap a beyotch feature on it.
Breant Sampson becomes the next Hardcore Champion.
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Post by Trent Helms on Dec 1, 2008 19:06:57 GMT -6
OH MY GOD, YOU KNOW YOU CAN STILL POST!?!?!?!?!?!?
How many Everymans does it take to hit the reply buttom?
I dunno, chances are he will no show
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Post by Trent Helms on Dec 1, 2008 19:45:04 GMT -6
It's Unlocked.
Someone kill Samspon!
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Post by Mark Evil Jr. on Dec 1, 2008 19:52:12 GMT -6
*The Masked Man comes in and kicks Brent in the ribs and lifts him up in a suplex position and then slams him to the mat with the Banhammer. Pins Brent*
1...2...3!
*Continues the beatdown on brent using the "Slap A beyotch" feature*
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Post by Joe Everyman on Dec 1, 2008 19:54:25 GMT -6
Joe Everyman comes running in and kicks the Masked Man in the ribs. He then takes a large butcher knife and hits him in the face with it. Joe pins.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
New Hardcore Champion, Joe Everyman!
Joe Everyman: If this ends up being Curtis Bauer, I will **** a brick
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Post by Mark Evil Jr. on Dec 1, 2008 19:57:37 GMT -6
*Curtis Bauer comes out and stabs Joe Everyman. He then takes some Bauer Power and pins Everyman.
1...2...3!
Curtis Bauer is the new Hardcore Champion
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