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Post by Angel on Mar 22, 2008 16:01:30 GMT -6
Angel watches Joe Awesome walk away.
Angel: No, Joe... Innocent blood has been SPILT!!!!
Angel turns into Ghost Rider. He whips out his chains and throws them at Awesome. Joe Awesome gets wrapped up in the chains and Angel pulls him back. Angel grabs Joe Awesome.
Angel: LOOK INTO MY EYES!
Angel/Ghost Rider gives Joe Aweseom the Penance Stare, a power only the Ghosy Rider has. It will make anyone with a soul feel the sins of their past forever. Half of Joe Awesome starts screaming and flailing. The other half seems fine. Angel wraps Joe Awesome up in his chains then launches a fire ball from his mouth knocking "it" down. Angel/Ghost Rider pins.
one, two, three...
Angel: Now you are mine Awesome.
Angel pulls back on the chains and the soul of Steve Awesome gets ripped out of Everyman.
Angel: I'm taking you to where you belong, HELL!!!
Angel's bike drives up next to him. The gates of Hell open up in front of 7-11. Angel drives his bike right through the gates dragging Steve Awesome's soul with him. A few minutes later Angel/Ghost Rider comes walking back out.
Joe: Can we finally go watch Unforgiven?
Angel Yeah, why not.
Angel turns back into normal Angel. At that exact moment Everyman becomes the demon again and unleashes a green fire blast, knocking Angel out, but seemingly not hurting him. Everyman pins.
one, two, three.
Joe: Ha, I won the title in your post bitch. See you tonight...
Joe Everyman jumps on Angel's bike and takes off.
Angel: Dammit, everytime I trust someone they shot a fire ball right up my ass....
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Post by Steve Awesome on Mar 22, 2008 17:03:21 GMT -6
Meanwhile in Hell.....
Awesome: This sucks! There isn't anything to do!
He turns around and notices a lap top.
Awesome: Sweet....maybe I'll check up on the internet.
He flips it on and it turns out there are a whole mess of new posts on the nCw website.
Awesome: Oh no! VD rp's...everwhere!
Overhead shot of Awesome as he looks up with a look of pure torture in his eyes.
Awesome: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Rob Diamond
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Post by Rob Diamond on Mar 22, 2008 22:17:50 GMT -6
Joe Everyman is just cruising down the road when Rob Diamond comes by in the opposite direction in his limo.
Diamond: Driver, turn around.
Joe: f**k...
The limo pulls a U turn right in the middle of the road. Everyman gases it for all it's worth, but the limo catches up quick.
Joe: It can't end like this... It can't...
The limo just nudges the bike. Joe loses control and falls side ways. Himself and the bike slide down the road at about 80 mph. When he comes to a halt the limo stops. Diamond gets out. Everyman is covered from head to toe in road burns. He's bleeding, and pissed. He gets up.
Joe: Allright dick head, let's go.
Diamond: James?
Joe: Joe...
Diamond: JAMES!
The limo driver nails Everyman in the back of the head with a tire iron. Diamond runs, and jumps off the limo and lands a flying DDT. Diamond pins and James counts.
ONE! TWO! THREE
Diamond: My first NCW title... I think I just pee'd myself...
James: Very good sir.
Diamond: Thank you James... We gotta run.
Rob grabs the belt and jumps in the limo. James gets in the drivers door and they take off.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 24, 2008 21:35:45 GMT -6
Joe, Angel, Mark Evil and Scotty Callaway are all sitting in the back of a pickup truck. There is a drumset and two amps. Mark Evil is holding a bass in his hands and Joe is holding a mic. Scotty has a guitar and Angel is behind the set. Maria then walks in and gets into the cab.
Maria Williams: Ready?
Joe Everyman: Yeah
Maria starts pulling forward. He then hits a button on the back and a mounted machine gun pops up out of the top of the cab. He grabs the machine gun and holds the mic in his other hand. Mark Evil then starts playing the bass with the song everyone knows. Angel joins in. They see Steve Awesome walking a dusty street...
Joe Everyman: Steve walks warily down the street, with the brim pulled way down low. Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go. Are you ready, hey, are you ready for this. Are you hanging on the edge of your seat.
Steve Awesome: What the hell?
Joe Everyman: Out of the doorway the bullets rip, to the sound of the beat!
Joe fires the machine gun, mowing him down.
Angel: That was great!
Mark Evil: Damn right
Joe Everyman: I don't you guy would love doing that.
Then, Rob Diamond's limo rounds the corner.
Joe Everyman: Hey, I'm gonna get you too...Another one bites the dust!!
Joe then blasts the machine gun, firing bullet after bullet into the side of Diamond's limo.
Angel: How do you think I'm going to get along, without you, when you're gone. You took me for everything that I had, and kicked me out on my own. Are you happy, are you satisfied. How long can you stand the heat. Out of the doorway the bullets rip, to the sound of the beat.
Joe runs over and rips open the door. He pulls Rob out and covers. ONE...TWO...THREE!
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Post by liamb on Mar 29, 2008 12:15:22 GMT -6
*BIG L robs joes car as he is pinning rob*
BIG L: joe eat this bitch
* BIG L shoots the limo untill it exploads sending joe flying through the air and landing on the front of his car BIG L gets out the car and covers joe 1...2...3 BIG L ghets back in the car and drives away *
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Post by Angel on Mar 29, 2008 13:58:07 GMT -6
Big L is driving down the road when he sees a half naked women in distress. The car stops. Big L gets out.
Big L: Hey, you need help.
The women comes over, her chest almost completly exposed, a very little bit of fabric covering her lower areas. Big L taking notice.
Woman: Actually...
SPLAH MOTHER f**kER!!!!
Angel comes in out of no where and spears Big L. Angel begins pumbling him with fists left and right.
Angel: TAKE THIS YOU GIANT MOTHERf**k! THATS MY BELT BITCH!!!
Angel bashes Big L's head through a window, then another window. Angel lands a suplex on Big L on the hood of the car. Angel climbs to the roof. Big L starts to get up. Angel jumps and nails a Heaven's Fury Bull Dog on Big L from the roof of the car to the pavement below. Angel pins and the half naked chick counts.
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Angel: DAMN RIGHT! I'm this close to twenty title reigns baby. THIS CLOSE!
(Holds up fingers real close together.)
Angel jumps in the battered car and drives away with the belt. The half naked chick is still standing there.
Woman: Damn, this sucks.
She begins walking away from the camera, and damn does it look good to watch her go...
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Post by Xavier Williams on Mar 29, 2008 13:58:15 GMT -6
RUNNING YAKUZA KICKS THE GATES OF HELL OPEN AND GRABS STEVE AWESOME BEFORE HE BECOMES FROZEN IN TERROR (Ring style) AND HE TOSSES HIM INTO SAFETY!!!
Xavier:...
RUNNING YAKUZA KICK TO BIG L'S CAR CAUSING IT TO SPIN FLIP AND EXPLODE, HE THEN YAKUZA KICKS THE WOMAN WITH ANGEL TURNING HER INTO A MAN!
Xavier: The Running Yakuza Kick... curing Bitchassness since Today.
FLIES AWAY
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Post by Angel on Mar 29, 2008 14:01:54 GMT -6
Angel is driving in the car. Suddenly Xavier kicks it. The car swerves a little and almost crashes. Angel manages to jump out before it's too late. The car explodes.
Angel: ****...
Angel begins the long walk to somewhere, with his hard core title baby.
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Post by defunctlies on Mar 29, 2008 14:36:03 GMT -6
Angel is walking away with his Title, when suddenly the sound of quickly approaching loud footsteps make him stop and start looking left and right. The footsteps never seem to be getting closer or further away, Angel still looking left and right, eventually looking around but seeing nobody.
Finally, the footsteps stop rather suddenly, Angel blinking, looking very confused at the lack of anything that made the footsteps.
...
Then out of nowhere, a pig lands on Angel, snapping his spine. Jack Hammond walks over and picks up the title, petting the pig.
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Post by Angel on Mar 29, 2008 16:02:06 GMT -6
Hammond however forgot to pin Angel. Angel transforms into Ghost Rider and is magically healed. Ghost Rider springs to his feet and grabs Hammond by the neck.
Ghost Rider: LOOK INTO MY EYES!!!!
Hellfire shots out from Ghost Rider's eyes and into Hammond's. Hammond begins to scream out in pain as the hell fire fries his brains. Ghost Rider lets Hammond go, and he falls to the ground like a wet meat sack. Smoke coming out of his head. Hammond then begins to melt into a flesh colored puddle. Ghost Rider's motor cycle then appears next to him.
Ghost Rider: Vengeance will be mine.
Ghost Rider grabs the belt and rides off on his motor cycle.
Title did not change hands... HA HA HA.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 29, 2008 17:21:15 GMT -6
Angel is riding down a street in an abandoned neighborhood on his flaming motorcycle. Angel then slides his bike to a stop. He steps off and leaves the Hardcore title sitting on it. He looks forward and sees a manhole cover glowing a bright green. It then blasts up into the air. The ground around the hole then shoot outward with crack through the pavement. Red light eminated from them.
Angel: What the hell is going on?!
A hidden voice is heard through the air.
Joe Everyman: Angel...I have come for you once more!
The ground eminates even brighter. It seems to start pulsing.
Joe Everyman: Angel...this time you will not survive...
Angel: What did I do?!
Joe Everyman: You have what I want...you have what I need!
Angel: What...my title?
Joe Everyman: Yes...now...face Death itself...
Angel looks around and then down at the hole.
Joe Everyman: You are not prepared...
Then, a ghostly, demonic figure raises from the hole. Angel backs a few steps off and knocks into his bike.
Joe Everyman: SPLAH!!!
Joe flies in behind Angel and kicks him in the back. He jumps forward and rams one of the Warglaives into Angel's back. Angel is still laying on the ground, being almost severed in half. Angel looks up at Joe, who is now in the full demon form.
Angel: There are two of you?
Joe Everyman: Nope, that's my avatar.
Angel: ...so I should have seen you coming?
Joe Everyman: Yep
Angel: Hmm...
Joe Everyman: Scary and cool, wasn't it?
Angel: Well yeah...
Joe then kicks Angel in the nuts, Warglaive still in his chest. Joe covers. ONE....TWO....THREE!
Joe pulls the Warglaive out.
Joe Everyman: Thanks Angel.
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Post by Xavier Williams on Mar 29, 2008 23:05:20 GMT -6
RUNNING YAKUZA KICK *lost transmission*
DONALD TRUMP *buzz*
XAVIER NOW OWNS TRUMP'S BUSINESSES
Xavier: The RUnning Yakuza Kick... still curing Bitchassness
RUNNING YAKUZA KICKS TRUMP AND HE TURNS INTO A SMALL BLACK MAN
Jimmy Bower: DANGEROUS!!!!!
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Post by Dante Cross on Mar 30, 2008 0:55:39 GMT -6
*The Sky around Xavier Williams begins to get completely dark, as a golden aura can be seen in the distanct, followed by a brilliant flash of blue light, as well as someone yelling...KAME...
The scene shifts up to show Trent Helms as a Super Saiyan...
HAME.....
Suddenly he sees is Xavier Williams.
YBE Later...I'm not about to perform a hate crime.
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Post by Angel on Mar 30, 2008 7:09:43 GMT -6
Joe Everyman is walking away from all of this when.... He sees Angel. Joe turns and heads in the other direction. Yet there is an Angel there. Joe starts running down the street only to bump into Angel. Joe goes flying down an ally. He sees an old woman... She turns into Angel. Suddenly there are ten Angel's standing all around Joe. One steps forward.
Angel: Welcome to the Matrix.
Angel and Joe go flying at each other in super slow motion.
All Ten Angel's: "f**kING SPLAH BITCH!!!!"
All Ten Angel's spear Joe Everyman. Joe is trying to fight back, he's trying to block them all. Suddenly like 20 Angel's come flying out of the building. Their all pig piling on top of Joe. Super fast punches and kicks everywhere. Joe can't figh them off...
ONE! TWO! THREE!
One Angel comes out of the pile holding the hard core title. He looks back as another Angel shoves his hand into Everyman's chest. Everymans is becomming yet another Angel.... Lead Angel who has the title then shoots into the sky and flies away...
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liamb
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Post by liamb on Mar 30, 2008 7:23:52 GMT -6
*with revenge on his mind BIG L walks over to the angles and kicks seven shades of **** out of them leaving just one angle the one who had the belt*
BIG L: i heard the deval was saying bad things about you
* angle is so dumb he trys flying into the ground knocking him self out so BIG L can get the cover *
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Rob Diamond
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Post by Rob Diamond on Mar 31, 2008 10:18:07 GMT -6
Big L goes to walk away, he turns around and walks right into a steel chair. The chair is being held by James, Rob Diamonds driver. James begins pounding away at Big L. L starts to get up and Rob Diamond nails a Diamond cutter. Pins, ONE! TWO! THREE! Diamond grabs the belt and runs to his limo where James is waiting. They drive off.
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Post by Joe Everyman on Mar 31, 2008 20:19:20 GMT -6
The feed is all static, and comes back. It is in Chicago, and half of the city is destroyed. People are running around in an absolute panic as their city lays in ruin. The camera moves to Rob Diamond who is pinned in a corner by Joe Everyman (Full demon form) and Angel (Ghost Rider form). Angel walks up to Rob and grabs him by the throat and picks up him. Joe walks up behind him.
Angel: LOOK IN MY EYES!
There is a silence.
Joe Everyman: What do you see?
Rob Diamond: A cult of personality?
Joe slaps him.
Joe Everyman: Don't be cute with us!
Joe slaps him again. The side of Rob's face burns.
Rob Diamond: Oh my god!
Angel: Finish him!
Joe Everyman: Dude...enough with the quotes. First a song, now this?
Angel: Sorry.
Joe grabs his Warglaive and runs Rob through. Joe gets down and covers. Angel counts.
ONE...TWO...THR, kickout!
Angel: What the f**k?!
Joe Everyman: He kicked? Isn't that the first one?
Angel: Think so...hmm...SPLAH!
Angel then kicks Rob in the nuts. Joe repins.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
Joe Everyman: That son of a bitch.
Joe grabs the title as him and Angel flee the burning Chicago.
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Post by Steve Awesome on Mar 31, 2008 23:05:27 GMT -6
Suddenly a giant hand reaches up and flicks Angel out of the scene and the finger then pins Joe Everyman!
1...2......3!!!!!
The finger then flicks Joe out of the screen and the camera pans out to show the hand belonging to Steve Awesome! The background looks just like it did before and now it looks like Steve Awesome is normal size again. He looks into the camera and grins.
Awesome: This thread just keeps getting weirder and weirder!
He scurries away.
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liamb
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Post by liamb on Apr 1, 2008 10:29:45 GMT -6
*the special effects that Awesome used on his finger start going wrong and macking his arms to heavy for his body causing him to fall over and not get up BIG L covers him*
random lady: 1...2...3
* BIG L calls for the space shuttle and flys to the moon so no one can get him*
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Post by Angel on Apr 1, 2008 14:41:13 GMT -6
Big L is currently trying to break through earths atmosphere when a black goo drips on him from the ceiling. L tries to whip it off but it just spreads. It's like oil, or paste. It begins covering his entire body and slowly Big L is suffocating....
ONE! TWO! THREE!
The space ship starts to turn and heads back down to Earth. It crashes in whats left of Chicago. The goo and the hard core title come out of the ship and it rebounds with it's host Angel, who is no standing there dressed up like Black Costume Spiderman... Everyman is near by.
Joe Everyman: First Ghost Rider, now Spiderman?
Angel: What?
Joe Everyman: Your just a stran...
Angel shoots web over Joe's mouth. Then Angel transforms back into Ghost Rider jumps on his flaming motorcycle and drives away. Joe rips the web off his mouth.
Joe Everyman: He wants to play rough ehh?.....
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Post by Joe Everyman on Apr 2, 2008 21:40:06 GMT -6
The feed is just static. It comes back and it is outside of the house of Angel. There seems to be a panic, and people yelling inside. Then suddenly, Ryan Seacrest and Paris Hilton run from the house. Angel runs outside, with his pants down, still holding the Hardcore title.
Angel: You slut!
Angel looks over and sees Joe leaning aganist a stop sign. Joe is just laughing.
Angel: Dude! Ryan and Paris just raped me!
Joe Everyman: I know...you wanted it rough.
Angel: Too far!
Joe then transforms into his full demon form.
Joe Everyman: Now...you die.
Angel: But my pants are down...
Joe then blasts Angel in the chest with an energy ball. The blast knocks Angel aganist the house. Joe runs over and covers. ONE...TWO...THREE! Joe grabs the Hardcore title and walks off. He then pulls out his cellphone and calls someone.
Joe Everyman: Randy...he's all yours.
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Post by Spike Kane on Apr 3, 2008 8:08:30 GMT -6
*Spike drops out of the sky from nowhere and looks at Everyman*
Spike: What's all this splah business?
Everyman: I dunno, but it's funny...
Spike: Ok...
Suddenly Spike rips hisshirt off to reveal that he is infact a CARE BEAR!!
Spike: SPLAH!!!
Spike nails Everyman with the care bear stare and then kickshim straight in the nuts before covering him.
1.....2.......3!!
Spike jumps to his feet, and quickly pulls another t-shirt on to hide his care bear disguise, before walking down the street to McDonalds
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Post by Steve Awesome on Apr 3, 2008 11:56:43 GMT -6
Spike enters the fast food joint proud of his latest accomplishment. Hardcore title slung over his shoulder he walks up to the counter. (holy crap...has anyone noticed that I sometimes write "yoda" sentences? I just did.)
Clerk: May I take your order?
Spike: Sure. I'd like a....
Clerk: Humph. Typical.
Spike: ...number four with cheese and....excuse me?
Clerk: Nothing...it's just typical that you would want me to take your order.
Spike: But this is a fast food resturant....thats what your supposed to do.
Clerk: Yeah....but what about my needs? What about my life and it's problems. Nobody ever seems to care about that! It's always...give me a big mac and hold the pickles! And you can forget about making a connection. You can forget about building a base for a friendship. NO! It's always just get me the food and then they walk away! I feel so used!
Spike: Wow. I had no idea, dude. Anything I can do to help?
Clerk: No, no. It will never change. I'm an idiot to hope for that. This is a buisness and I'm it's employee it's how things are supposed to be. I guess I just wish that one day somebody might walk up to this counter and ask me if they could take MY order. Just.....once.
Spike: Well today is your lucky day, dude. Because I'm going to ask you.
Clerk: You will?
Spike: It would be an honor to take your order.
Clerk: Wow. Nobody has ever asked me that before. I'm so unprepared. If I had to choose one thing in this world that I really want I would probably choose......naw, it's stupid.
Spike: No, go ahead. I promise I won't laugh.
Clerk: OKay. Well if I had to choose the one thing I want. It would have to be....that hardcore title!
Spike: Huh?
Clerk: KI-YAW!
The clerk suddenly cracks Spike over the head with the cash register and Spike goes down like a sack of bricks. The clerk hops over the counter and pins him.
1.....2......3!
The clerk stands up and removes his hat and we find out it was Steve Awesome the whole time! He clutches the hardcore title.
Awesome: YES! I'm hardcore champion again! Now nobody can tell me what to do! I must scurry off into the horizon.
Suddenly, Carl the manager walks in.
Carl: Hey there, you uh...need to get friggen back to work there. You still got like uh three friggen before you can go home.
Awesome puts his hat back on.
Awesome: Yes sir! In three hours....I will scurry off into the horizon as hardcore champion!
Carl: And clean up that friggen mess out there, too! I don't want those mouses to get any friggen ideas there.
Awesome: yes sir!
Awesome walks off screen and shortly comes back with a broom and a dustpan and begins to try and sweep Spike's unconsious body into the dustpan as we fade out!
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Post by Angel on Apr 4, 2008 23:16:26 GMT -6
From just behind Awesome, Angel comes walking out of the bathroom.
Angel: God dammit... Everytime Joe does that **** I wake up here. Well, better just get my shamrock shake and be gone.
Angel heads to the counter where Awesome is now stationed.,
Angel: HEY! It's you.
Awesome: Uhh....
Angel: What?
Awesome: Uhhh...
Awesome slides the hard core title under the counter.
Awesome: Can I take your order?
Angel: What?
Awesome: Can I take your order?
Angel: You serious?
Awesome: Look, at three o'clock I'll kick your ass, till then, could you please order something and then get out?
Angel: I could.
Awesome: Man, my boss is already pissed.
Angel: Fine, let me get a shamrock shake and a big mac.
Awesome: Comeing right up.
Awesome puts the order in then heads over to the shake machine. He grabs a medium, assuming thats what Angel wanted. Angel looks from side to side then jumps the counter. He goes right up behind Awesome and grabs him in a roll up. Some pimple faced freak counts.
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Angel jumps up, the freaks hands him the hard core title.
Awesome: A roll up?
Angel: Don't mess with the best bitch. Give me my shake.
Awesome contemplates throwing it, then hands it to Angel. Angel goes back around the counter and grabs his big mac.
Angel: You spit in this?
Awesome: No.
Angel pushes the shake in Awesome's face.
Angel: You spit in this?
Awesome: NO!
Angel: Drink it.
Awesome: Hell no.
Angel: So you spit in it?
Awesome: Dude, I didn't spit in it.
Angel: Then ****ing drink it.
Awesome: I said no.
Angel: YO! MANAGER!
A big fat manager walks over.
Sal: What's going on here?
Angel: This guy spit in my shake.
Sal: You spit in his drink?
Awesome: I SAID ****ING NO!
Sal: HEY! I don't care if your uncle owns this *** damn place or not, you don't talk to me like that kid. Go grab your mop, some asshole **** all over the floor in the bath room.
Angel: *whispers* Sorry bout that...
Sal: Now, my man, you can have anything you want on the house.
Angel: I'll just take this hard core title.
Sal: Sounds like a deal.
Angel heads to the door while Steve Awesome heads to the bathroom. Angel smiles while Steve looks like he's ready to kill...again.
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Falcon
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You haven't seen anything yet.
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Post by Falcon on Apr 5, 2008 9:24:18 GMT -6
Angel is about out the door when a midnight Blue Corvette bursts through it. Angel is slumped on the hood when Falcon slides out the driver side window Nascar style.
Falcon: Oh my bad, I thought this was the drive-through. Well, I'll take a Number H with a side of teeth and a cold cup of blood.
Angel:... wha.. the.. ****.. is a number H..
Falcon: Oh that would be a Hardcore title match.
Falcon rolls the near unconcious Angel over and pins.. 1...2...KICK OUT!.
Falcon: Holy ****.. you know what.. keep the damn thing. If you can take a hit from a car at 50.. I'm not messin with your half jesus, half ghost rider ass...
(Moral of the story, always wear your glasses while driving. Thank you, goodnight. Always tip your waitress.)
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Post by Xavier Williams on Apr 5, 2008 10:09:11 GMT -6
RUNNING YAKUZA KICK TO THE MCDONALDS AND TURNS IT INTO A POPEYE'S, AND HE BUYS SOME CHICKEN (SPICY OF COURSE) AND THEN HE LEAVES!!!!!!
...few minutes later...
*RUNNING YAKUZA KICK TO ANGEL SENDING HIM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION AKA ENGLAND*
Xavier: I didnt pin him..., meh
FLIES AWAY!!
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Post by Spike Kane on Apr 8, 2008 16:47:22 GMT -6
*Mike is busy reading up on nCw when Angel appears in his room, being kicked there by Xavier*
Mike: what the hell? Your an efed character, your not real!
Angel: Hmm, so your the asshole who's been ignoring my challenges....
*Spike reacts quickly and grabs his toy lightsabre and switches it on, smacking the hard battery end off of Angel's head and knocks him out. Mike spots the hardcore belt and covers.*
1.....2......3!!!
Mike: Sweet, I'm the nCw Hardcore Champion....in the real world....
*Mike pushes Angel back through the gap in dimensions and sits back down on his ****ty laptop to post this*
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Rob Diamond
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Post by Rob Diamond on Apr 9, 2008 20:39:56 GMT -6
Mike is playing on his computer when he hears a knock.
Mike: Who is it?
Me!
Mike looks puzzled, but he goes over to the door. Mike opens the door to a six foot tall, black hair, black goatee, pissed off looking american.
Mike: The hell are you?
The handler of Rob and Angel. They call me Ed.
Mike: Ah, hi Ed.
Ed: Sup.
Mike: Good... Aw dammit, I mean not much.
Ed: By the way....
Mike: What?
Ed whips out a light saber from behind his back that he bought on ebay a few weeks ago. Which he ended up getting for free, because the guy took his money and proceeded not to send the product for like two months, and Ed filed a report, and got his money back, then like two days later his light sabers showed up. By the way he got two. His girl was like send them back, or send the money back, but Ed was like shut up bitch. My daughter likes to duel light sabers with me, because I let her watch Family Guy Blue Harvest, so she directly relates Star Wars and family guy. Which is completely beyond the point as Ed ignites his red sith saber and cracks the plastic blade in half over Mike's head. Ed pins as Mark aka Falcon counts.
ONE! TWO! THREE!
Ed: Now what?
Mark: Wanna go play Smackdown?
Ed: Romp on Cena?
Mark: With the Hogan World Order?
Ed: Awesome.
Writer's note. Smakdown VS Raw 07, they had three Hogans. I used to do three on ones against Cena, calling them the Hogan World Order.
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Post by Angel on Apr 18, 2008 5:20:27 GMT -6
Ten days? Ed has bee champion for ten days? Well close anyways....
*Ed is in bathroom, posing with his belt when all of a sudden.....
Ed: Is that a zit?
*A clawed hand rips through the glass mirror and slices up Ed's face. Freddy Krueger pulls himself out of the mirror and just slash and hacks at Ed. Ed falls over, the way too red, fake movie blood everywhere. Krueger pins.*
1,2,3!
Freddy: The Dream Master is dead, now all will pay....
*Freddy grabs the belt and jumps back into the medicine cabinet.*
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Post by Joe Everyman on May 17, 2008 17:35:08 GMT -6
Joe comes in out of nowhere with Leonard "Rape stick", strikes Freddy with it, who falls over, clinching his ass. Joe pins.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
Joe Everyman: Nobody will hold the Hardcore title for more than a month...nobody!
Joe then runs off with the belt
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